Reasons You Should Not Read This Blog
- If you are a person who has limited amounts of time to spend reading blogs or other such internet platforms.
- If you hate Harry Potter and are therefore a tasteless and sad human.
- If you are easily offended.
- If you ever want to have children. (example of reason #3)
- If you have a good or mediocre opinion of me.
- If you have faith in the competence of heath care professionals.
Reasons You Should Read This Blog
- You enjoy Jane the Virgin and New Girl references
- You have short term memory loss
- You have copious amounts of time and enjoy reading material by someone who’s third favorite and often used word is “copious”
- You are my family and therefore obligated to tolerate me.
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